when cute boys take off their sweatshirts and their t-shirt comes like halfway up their torso

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

harryspocket:

Harry Styles saying “Hi baby”

zaynkaulitz:

But what is it with Zayn and Harry getting random sayings next to their junk? 

It’s funny tho because they both sound so sexual. 

Like for Harry’s “might as well suck my dick”
And for Zayn’s “don’t think I won’t murder that vagina” no ? Just a thought